GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.